Friends, countrywomen, lend me your ears! (I could put some squirrel earrings in them, for example!)
Listen up, gift-givers. While other people are out there thoughtlessly sending Amazon Prime boxes to people’s houses (seriously, don’t buy your gifts where you buy your bulk toilet paper), you’re here because you understand that the best unique, funny, and affordable gifts come with a side of subversion – served up by a woman-owned, LGBT-enthusiastic small business that speeds your gifts from Brooklyn straight to you. (And some of these, we designed them ourselves!)
Please peruse this list of our top 13 gifts this holiday season. Your friends and family deserve a little GetBullish.
1. Adult Sticker Books Remember when your teacher said stickers were just for kids? They lied. Our adult sticker books feature everything from motivational profanity to cats with existential crises. Perfect for decorating laptops, water bottles, or that motivational poster your boss hung in the break room.
2. Guillotinecore Nothing says “eat the rich” quite like gifting guillotine-themed accessories. From earrings to museum-worthy metal bookmarks, these pieces are for the history buff with revolutionary tendencies. Marie Antoinette who?
3. Funny Soaps Because personal hygiene shouldn’t be boring. Whether it’s “Moist” (ew!), “Deez Nuts,” or “Filthy Librarian,” these soaps make funny and useful gifts for anyone with skin.
4. Japanese Tableware These pieces from Japan are so unspeakably pretty (or badass, some of them have ninjas) that you’ll want to own them even if you don’t make a lot of Japanese food at home. How about tea, everybody drinks tea, right?
5. Switchblade Necklaces. Choose from the Victorian Cat Switchblade Necklace or the Lady Leg (like the lamp!) Switchblade Necklace. Guillotines, switchblades … we’re feeling sharp and stabby. I WONDER WHY.
6. Mini Puzzles Perfect for coffee breaks, waiting rooms, or that gap between Christmas dinner and dessert. Challenging enough to make you question your spatial reasoning skills. We’ve got robot, moon, chattering teeth, whoopee cushion … so many weird little options!
7. Squeeze Toys Stress balls are so last decade. These squeeze toys are ART, whether it’s Rodin’s The Thinker, Andy Warhol’s soup can … or, well, Andy Warhol’s rotting banana. L’art!
8. Secret Agent Pouch For all your covert operations (or just keeping your earbuds untangled). These sleek pouches make you feel like a spy, even if your biggest secret is your true crime podcast addiction.
9. Lavatory Mists The gift that says “I care about your bathroom experience” or “Dude, take a hint!” Choose from “Damn Dude,” “That’s a Spicy Meatball,” and other scatologically themed jokes.
10. Socks (Always!) We said what we said. Socks are the unsung heroes of gift-giving. We’ve got hundreds, all carefully chosen, like these Rosie the Riveter socks. From swear words to dad jokes to sweet gifts for friends, our sock game remains unmatched.
11. Kisslock Purses Channel your inner vintage vixen with these classic embroidered handbags. Perfect for holding your switchblade and lavatory mist.
12. Pasta-Themed Jewelry Because nothing says “I’m interesting at parties” like storing some tiny photograph or mysterious pill in your ravioli locket. Carb lovers, unite!
13. Pride and Prejudice Book Box This isn’t the only hidden storage book box we carry, but it’s the one that says “Jane Austen is a feminist icon for her insightful critiques of patriarchal society and her portrayal of women seeking agency and intellectual equality within the constraints of her time. Her heroines often worked within the system, just as I keep my secrets (and possibly weed) inside this clever book-shaped box.”
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