I Went To Jen’s House, And It Was Exactly How I’ve Always Imagined It

Jen’s apartment is a Bullish paradise. Allow me to explain using iPhone pictures:

She keeps all of her spices and dry goods neatly labelled...

...and stores them beside a Socrates bust.

Her pull-up bar is artfully decorated with washi tape.

Her miscellaneous supplies are neatly stored.

Her shirts are neatly rolled up...

...and her shoes take up a whole wall.

Her collection of blazers is flawless.

Her breakfasts are delicious.

And her espresso tastes like productivity.

In closing: Jen’s home is truly heaven on earth for Bullicorns.